I'm sure there will be many more things that I'll learn as this pregnancy progresses, but for now I just had some funny thoughts on things I've learned since I've been pregnant.
So far I've learned the following...
1 if you forget your ID when you are going to a bar, you can't just look at the bouncer and say "well I am pregnant does that count...do I really even need my ID?"
2. At about 22 weeks it hit me that running when you are pregnant is kind of like someone holding a huge excercise band around your body and just pulling on it behind...you feel like you are going nowhere fast and a simple job is much more difficult than it used to be.
3. The past few weeks I've learned that I make funny grunting noises when bending over now that I don't even realize I am making until others around me laugh at their sound :)
4. Sneezing has somewhat become one of my arch nemesis...I learned at about 15 or 16 weeks that I, a 26 year old can still pee my pants if I sneeze! Time to work on those kegels to prevent that from happening! Good grief!
5. Pregnancy cravings really don't make any sense at all, thought they are more understandable when you are the one who is pregnant and wants something. If I send my husband to the store and really wanted a tombstone pizza that was sausage or pepperoni, I really don't want the california kitchen stone baked pizza that is brought home in its place....I said tombstone. I learned after this incident to go buy my craving foods myself and then I would always get exactly what I wanted.
These are just a few that I thought of this morning. I'm sure there will be plenty more to come as I will be entering my 3rd trimester very soon!
Bridget
This is so funny and SO very true!! Love it.
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